Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Breathe, Everybody

The sports world is holding its collective breath. LeBron James, the NBA's biggest free agent this offseason, will announce which team he intends to sign with on ESPN tomorrow night. We at Hydra don't understand the frenzy that surrounds LeBron's decision, nor why everyone seems to think the team he signs with will automatically be the favorite to win the Championship next season. LeBron, though he is very talented, is a wimp. A 6' 8" wimp, but a wimp all the same. He essentially quit at the end of his final game with the Cleveland Cavaliers - Game 6 of a playoff series against the Celtics. The final score of that game was only 94-85, by no means a blow-out. This clearly shows that LeBron hasn't got the maturity to go to a team, take control, and lead that team to a title. So everyone should take a deep breath and move on with their lives.

Of course, we don't really know what we're talking about. We're very casual "fans" of the Spurs, but we don't really care about the NBA as long as the Lakers and the Celtics don't win. Which made the NBA finals a time of misery for us.

Hydra
6-4-3 double play... Ballgame over! Yankees win! Theeeeeee Yankees win!

4 comments:

  1. I think the idea is that some team get LeBron plus one of the other big-name players like Wade, Boozer or Bosch. But that might end up all being baloney.

    Cheers

    Germankee

    P. S. Now don't be trash-talking the Celts - the New York Yankees of professional basketball. Bill Russell only retired after discovering how uncomfortable it was to wear a championship ring on his middle toe.

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  2. One word about your P.S.: Boston.

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  3. Does that mean we're not allowed to cheer for Boston College? Or eat Boston baked beans?

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